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Friday, April 29, 2005

President Bush SUCKS!

So, I get home from a long day at work, looking forward to watching Survivor, CSI and then ER but NO!! Can't want any of it, cuz President Bush's stupid ass is on my tv, all 4 channels I get, talking about stoopid shit. I just wanted to jump through the tv and strangle him. Has anyone noticed how great of a tapdancer he is?? Just thought it was funny that he doesn't answer any of the questions, just tap dances around them.

I didn't make it to bed until 2am, which was WAY too late for having to wake up at 9. I was only slightly awake for my shower this morning, and in the process of getting ready to run out the door at 10, (since I hit snooze a couple times) I forgot to put on deodorant. So, now I'm here at work, armpits unshaven, no deodorant, and wearing a sleeveless shirt because in my sleep induced haze, it was all I could find. Fun right?

I need to go to bed. Only 1 hour left until I am out of work until Monday. I wasn't sure that I was going to make it through this week at work, but I did, amazingly. I am so sick of working here, I could just die. I hate coming to work every day. My boss is an absolute idiot and he likes to come in my office and jump my shit about stupid stuff that he doesn't understand, nor can he do the stuff he wants to bitch at me about. Grrr. Hate him. I can't stand it. Alright, I'm done bitching for now, I think.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005


I'm haven't done anything in the past couple of days, but yet i'm totally exhausted. Maybe it's a pregnant thing, I'm not real sure. So, excuse me for not posting but there really isn't much going on. I need a nap.....

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Let me drop everything and work on your problem!

My dad has a shirt that says just that, and he wears it every time he comes over to my house to fix anything. Bastard. I had a dream that he died last night, so maybe that's revenge for the shirt. My dad rocks, I'm not sure what I would have ever done without him. I also don't understand how people can lived miles and miles away from their sisters. I couldn't do it. she is the person that I call in case of anything... I'm having problems, or I'm sad... she fixes it, and I hope that she says the same about me.

Not to jump topics like I have ADD, but I'm scared to death of the labor part of this baby thingy. I know that I'm not the only one who was ever scared to death of giving birth, but I could really use some advice on this. I have heard "you forget all about it" but I'm not so sure. I think I've mentioned before that I'm a big effin wuss when it comes to pain. I really really really am. Bad. Someone needs to help me deal with this. I keep thinking that I'm really happy my hubby is so strong so I can lean on him with it.. but I'm still scared.. to death.

Have I mentioned lately that it's hard to type on this keyboard at work, cuz it's kinda slow and retarted, and misses letters sometimes? Oh well. I'll just have to get a computer of my own so I don't have to use the one at work.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

History in the Making

I think it was absolutely crazy to watch the new Pope, Benedict XVI, being elected and such. I have a bad feeling about Joseph Ratzinger, but I suppose that we will see. I've heard that he's over the top conservative, so it will be interesting to see what happens.

Last night was an absolute nightmare. I got home and got to deal with a friend of mine, and her Demon of a child. This child has no discipline AT ALL!!!!! I finally sat her little ass down and told her that if she touched anything, I would spank her. She had already broken like 2 things in my house before that. THEN the hubby had a friend over that was trying to fix our plumbing problem. See, every time I run the washer, it backs up in the bathtub. Lately it's been getting worse. His buddy dug up a couple spots in the yard, looking for the septic, and can't find it. The guys that put it in wanted $200 to come out and locate it. All they're gonna do is walk around with a big metal stick and poke it in the ground until they find it. I can do that.

Then, when he couldn't find the septic tank, they decided to take the toilet off and run the snake and see what happens. He ran the snake, found 20 feet of snake that someone had broken off in there, and in the process, covered my bathroom in poo. Yes, Poo on the walls, and floor, and EVERYWHERE!! Needless to say, my hands are now all broken out cuz I had to cover the entire room in bleach. Not bleach water, straight bleach. It was absolutely disgusting. AND nothing works any better than it did before. The only difference is, the back of the toilet and the wall where it sat are now bleachably clean, along with the rest of the bathroom. Icky!!

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Sad, Sad Day

This is soooo sad and that could be me...... Read this and cry a few tears yourself. It's all very sad. Please keep them in your prayers.

Monday, April 18, 2005

Freeking A!!!!

Okay, well I spent most of my weekend arguing with the hubby about the baby's room, and me smoking and stuff like that. He drives me NUTTS!!!!! First off, he was going to work on Saturday, but then decided not to work, so I made him go shopping with me. He went shopping without a fuss and was great in all the stores, and then I found out why he was so great. He turned into a 12 year old who's mom wasn't watching, and shoplifted a nice pair of $120 sunglasses from one of the stores. I was (and still am) absolutely LIVID to the point that I will never go shopping with him again. It was embarrassing, even though he didn't get caught. If he had gotten caught, he would have gone to jail, and I'm not entirely sure I would have bailed him out. Is that wrong of me? If our soon-to-be son had done the same thing, he would have gotten his ass beat, and then been grounded for the rest of his life. Besides being taken back to the store so he could return what was stolen and apologize profusely while begging not to have to suffer the store's consequences. I am still upset, 2 days later. I just want to mail them back to the store, and apologize profusely (and anonymously) to them for my husband losing his brain. I cannot belive that in a store, I have to watch him like a hawk and make sure that nothing gets taken. I wouldn't think I would have to do that. But, I guess I was wrong.

So, he did that, and I threw in his face that I was smoking again, and he got pissed, but I won!!!! He's also grounded. Forever!!!

Friday, April 15, 2005

Hi, My name is Jillian, and I'm an alcoholic

Did I perhaps forget to mention on that last post that I would drink my weight in Tequila in the case that hubby and I ended up on a cruise.... I better wait to do that until after the baby is born...

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Just for fun

IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Hmmm... Somewhere warm and exotic... Bahamas perhaps.


THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? nothing in a reeeeeally long time

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Not until absolutely necessary!!


IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I can play Violin, I just choose not to all that often anymore

FAVORITE COLOR? Blue, and if I'm not careful, my entire wardrobe ends up that color

WHICH VEHICLE DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR, Motorcycle, OR SUV? I love my car... but I want a motorcycle and an suv....

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE? Sure why not, I think I have a seat reserved in smoking.

CAN YOU JUGGLE? Not even if my life depended on it


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Fall, definitely..... warm enough not to need a coat, cool enough for bonfires

IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? I got 3... a flower between my shoulder blades, a dragonfly on my hipbone, and a HUGE dragonfly leafy thing on the bottom of the back



WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Umm.. like 3 or 4 guns in cases




WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? Anything that smells pretty.. Lilacs

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? Anything involving mashed potatoes and gravy!


DESCRIBE YOUR PJ’s- I have a ton of pj bottoms... none of them fit right now, but I have em.....

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST? Belgian Waffles with strawberries

DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB? Most days I hate it with a passion...


WHAT AGE DO YOU PLAN TO RETIRE? Are you kidding? I don't know... probably never!!

WHERE DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Online, if you believe that garbage!!!

BONUS: SOMETHING YOU’D LIKE TO DO THAT YOU’VE NEVER DONE BEFORE? Go on a Cruise with the hubby, just me and him... and lots of sun!!!

Just Effin Great!!

Well, Hopefully the Hubby had a good birthday yesterday. It was just him and I for cake and ice cream, and I put candles in the cake, and sang Happy Birthday Marilyn Monroe Style. He laughed at least. Probably just because I was being an idiot. I wanted it to be special for him though. We had steak and baked potatoes and cauliflower with CHEEZ on it. (That's his favorite)

Can someone please tell me, is it rude to turn down an invite for dinner when the person calls to invite you 10 minutes before dinner will be done??? His parents have done that TWICE in the last week. I appreciate that they are inviting us, but then they get mad when we say no. I honestly am not trying to piss anyone off, but I normally already have plans for dinner by 6:30 at night. If they were to ask, say at 1 in the afternoon, I could probably swing it. Maybe. I'm not a big fan of my in-laws. They're loud, obnoxious, white trash sort of people that choose to partake in herbal medicine** when I'm there and drink entirely too much. Okay, now I used to drink alot, but not in the middle of the day. My father-in-law has a tendency to be drunk BY 2:00 in the afternoon. They also have 2 kids that are younger than my husband. My sister-in-law is 14 and the cousin that lives there is 7. They scream incessantly at these children. The little boy is constantly called a little bastard and for the longest time, thought that was his name. It's just depressing is all. They talk about how terribly behaved they are, especially the little boy, but don't do anything to counter the behavior, just scream. Not my problem, right? Okay.

Anyways, I wish that some people would update their blogs, cuz I'm bored at work, and want something to read. I could actually work, but that's no fun. Besides, it'll all be done either way before I leave today. I am having a 'get everything done so you can slack the rest of the week' kinda day. I'm hungry too. I wish the other office person would hurry up and get back from her doctor's appt, so i could get some food. The baby is rolling on my bladder, so I gotta go!!!!

**marijuana, just in case anyone missed that.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Big Fat effin Whale

Well, I have a reason to be fat, it doesn't mean that I like it. Actually I hate that none of my clothes fit me, and that the ones that do, are ugly or the hubby's. I'm getting to the point of not caring again.... it happens every so often with someone like me. See, I'm BiPolar and off meds, because they cause birth defects. I am also not smoking (often) and not drinking (ever). This makes for a very interesting life as I know it. I miss the booze the most. Any my mind.... I think that this baby is eating my brain cells. I forget easy stuff, can't remember to do things I'm supposed to do, it's lots of fun.

I didn't want to write much, just that I shaved my legs, for anyone that cares... Pookie will, and my armpits too!! Aren't you proud??? It doesn't happen often, so I like to let everyone know when it does.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Where have you been?

Well, since I only have internet access at work, the only time that I can update is at work. Sorry to anyone that reads, but I'm sure that no one does except my sister. Anywho, everything is getting a little real now. I spent all weekend painting the baby's room. It's a very awesome blue with white closet and kinda butter cream coloured trim and such. I was a little worried when I first picked out the colours that they wouldn't look good. But, I am very impressed. I absolutely love the blue that BGS made me get. He's colour blind, but picked out the colours. Anyways, that's done, well mostly. I'm still doing trim and little stuff, like painting the doors and drawers from the closet. That's easy though. Actually, while I was home from work on my lunch, I put the first coat of paint on the drawer fronts. When I get home, I'm gonna finish that and see what happens.

I have to package all the chicken I bought too. See, this past weekend me and the BGS planned a huge cookout thing for the hubby and Pookie for their b-day's. I've decided that neither of them get shit next year. No one showed up for the damn thing. I have food for days, which good thing that the hubby got his grill, so he can cook some of it. It all started in the early afternoon when Pookie called and said she wasn't coming AT ALL!! BGS flipped, and let me handle it. I told her yes, she was coming, because it was for her that we were having the party. It pissed me and BGS off, cuz we had put so much time and effort into it, and then to have it fail like that. It was disappointing. I didn't even get to put candles on the cake and let hubby blow them out. Oh well, I guess I will have to do that tomorrow ON his birthday, and then strip naked and see what kind of mischief we can get into with the cake. I should be able to think of something. I'm sure. I just wanted it to be special for him. He knows how much it meant to me that he be happy. That's all the matters. Next year I'm just leaving at this time, for a really long vacation.

I've started my baby crap collection. I have a whole bunch of clothes ranging from 0-3 months to 12 months, with a few 18 months thrown in for good measure. My cousin gave them to me, cuz she has a little boy, and he's a chunky butt. She's got lots of clothes that he grows out of pretty quickly. I'll just have to remember to buy him ultra cute stuff from now on, so I know that I'll get it back. She also gave me a Boppy with dragonflies on it (totally me) and a Snugli (WAY over my head on how to operate). I'm sure I'll figure it all out though. I got a really ugly lamp from the grandma that will actually not look that bad in the room with the new colour. Thank god. I didn't want to have to take it out and display it whenever she decides to come over. Which shouldn't be often, since my neighbors lets their dogs run loose alot. They're good dogs, but they are a little big. She freaked the first time, and will not come back to my house EVER AGAIN!! I thanked my neighbors! It's not that I don't like her, it's just that she likes to tell me exactly how lazy I am for not registering for a bottle sterilizer, or whatever other stupid shit she can bitch about. I didn't register for a bottle sterilizer because I find it a useless expenditure when I own a pot and can boil water pretty efficiently. Anywho, she's obnoxious, and I can only handle her in little bits. But I'm not alone, everyone in my family is like that with the crazy woman.

I have a stack of shit to do, and no ambition to do it. I want to go home and paint the rest of the baby's room dammit. That's what I wanna do. I also need to stop at the store and get waffle cones and black cherry ice cream. I need an ice cream cone with oreo ice cream. DAMMIT!!!!!

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Well, isn't that special?

Well, other than being extremely sick still, I'm having a great time. Thanks for asking! I went to the doctor yesterday, and got to sit in the waiting room for over an hour before I even got called in, and then sat for 45 more minutes before I was seen. It's okay, they gave me drugs. I've got 4 1/2 hours more until I'm outta work for a WEEK!!!!! I took the next 3 days off from work and then Saturday and Sunday off too. I'm throwing a bonfire for my hubby's b-day and my sister's b-day on Friday. I have to do all the shopping covertly and manage to put together the hubby's grill for his birthday. I also have to call some of his friends and invite them too.

I hate being sick!!!! I am just not sure the antibiotics are doing anything dammit. AND to top it all off...... the baby bounces on my bladder which sucks, but every time I cough or gag or whatever, I also get to pee on myself. Which is really a whole lot of fun. Especially with pants that show wet spots well. Oh well.

I really want to find the WIOG Fugitive. He would give me $10,000 if I found him. I could really use that money with the baby on the way. Maybe I'll make my sister go look for him with me tomorrow er something.

Ya know what else bugs me? The fact that I have to remember to change the time at the bottom of the page if I want it to be the right time. That's stupid. It should automatically have the right time. I will have to ask Pookie about it. I'm bored and I've got alot of work left, dammit. I'm just gonna sit here till 6:30, then leave. At least they're playing good music on the radio.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Holy hell, has it really been that long??

Okay, well I certainly didn't mean to disappear for a whole week without writing, but I managed to anyways. I've been a bit sick for the last week, and it's kickin my ass!!!! It's finally starting to ease up a bit, so maybe I'll be able to breathe again. There is so much to update... hmmmm.....

Easter was uneventful, just my family rubbing my belly and I ate entirely too much. The hubby and I went to see Ring 2 and that was cool. Then I ended up talking to my aunt for entirely too long on Sunday. She's loud and obnoxious when she's sober, but she was drunk, so it was worse. She's good people though, so oh well. I started getting sick on Sunday night. The hubby didn't even believe that I was getting sick until I woke up Monday morning and sounded like Chester the Child Molester. I've had a hell of a time working while sick. I'm the only one in the office this week, so I couldn't even call in when I felt like I was dying. It's over now, though.

We had an ultrasound on Tuesday. We're having a little boy. The hubby is thrilled. I'm just happy that everything looks healthy. Is it wrong to be a tad disappointed? Well, I guess that I'm not really sure what I wanted, it's just kinda all hitting me that I'm pregnant at all. I find it really hard to believe that I'm gonna have a baby in like 4 months. I've been extremely emotional all week which sucks, but that's because I'm pregnant, and sick, and stressing about dumb stuff, like money. I can't belive that I just got paid, paid my bills, and don't even have enough money left over to buy groceries or anything until the hubby gets paid at the end of next week. That sucks the worst. We have no food and no money. Oh well, I guess, we'll figure it out.

Other than that, nothing much else going on. I'm exhausted or I would write more. I'll try to update more later.